An Incomplete List of Impolite Words

carnadelions:

carnadelions:

absolutely love it when people are like why do you like this fictional character so much look at all their bad qualities. my brothersister in christ their bad qualities are why i like them

“what do you see in them” only the very worst. i hope this helps

(via lizardkingeliot)

dire-straits-fn8ic:

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days

(via confinesofmy)

madseance:

madseance:

“it’s not queer fiction unless the queerness is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience” I mean follow your heart I guess but I trust myself as a queer person to recognise queer themes

“but doesn’t this risk giving the author undue credit for queer representation” I do not care about the author

(via sweatermuppet)

gondwana:

gondwana:

guy who wiggles his fingers and says “don’t mind if I do!” when you offer him a line

This is so vivid

Me

(via ajjiwannabeyourdog2)

interstitialvacancy:

iamalivenow:

yeah bro it’s a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

Sorry Derek, I cannot reblog it without your tags as they are just… the essence. The extract 🤌

infectiouspiss:

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

penisgirlfriend:

nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can’t fix

wondersmith-and-sons:

wondersmith-and-sons:

wondersmith-and-sons:

i love that richard siken is just chilling and having fun interacting with his fans on twitter while neilman is fighting for his fucking life everyday on tumblr

I LOVE ONE (1) POETRY MAN

i just love that he can publish 4 visceral autobiographical poems in quick succession about devastating grief and then on twitter he’s just being a silly little guy.

(Source: twitter.com, via confinesofmy)

berlynn-wohl:

gaylorsie:

(via snake-snack-stede)